I can guarantee you that when a burgler breaks into your house, it SHALL be through a perfectly square window. This burglar shall also be male. This is decidedly so. His entire outfit shall consist of one black bodysuit. Preferably, this bodysuit will have a turtleneck, and reach to his wrists and his ankles. He may even sport some dashing white gloves. But, the one thing that I do know for certain about this burglar- he will be FRENCH. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, French. This is signified by his classy little beret- which is of course, black to match his outfit. If you see someone in your house who is not dressed in this exact way, or does not have a very obvious French accent, carry on. They could not possibly be a burglar.
New Canaan, Connecticut, USA
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