Friday, July 13, 2012

I'm the Best at Writing Cover Letters

To Whom it may concern,

I'm very interested in auditioning for "Walking the Dead," your upcoming NYU thesis film. 

I see that this film is about zombies.  I love zombies.  That's probably cliche at this point, since everybody and their mom is basically into zombies these days, but I'm one of them.  Zombies rock.  Specifically, attempting to survive the zombie apocalypse is of great interest to me.  I act, and actually went to NYU...  but I wasn't a super annoying drama student.  Please don't hate me.  I won't sing Rent at you, I swear.  That drives me nuts too.  I also am a martial artist, and if you need anyone to do some top-notch zombie killing, or be a super-awesome fighting zombie, I'm your girl.  Your description doesn't say anything like that, but if it's in your film, I can do it.  Once again, no worries- I do martial arts in a "study 10 hours a week in multiple styles" way, not in a "I did tae kwon do for a year as a kid and have pretty kicks" way.  In conclusion, I'd like to be in your film, and if you like how I look, I can act whatever you need me to do, not annoy you with stupid actor tricks, and perform my own stunts.




Please see my attached headshot and resume for more information.


Thank you for your consideration.

Best wishes,

Emily